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Joke of the Day
"What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? a-CAW!"
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"My neighbors are arguing. So I threw 6 shoes in the dryer. They haven't said a word since."
"How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? Take away its brooms."
"*Vladimir Putin dining* I want Russian fries ""They're French fries"" Not for long *crosses Ukraine out on agenda & lists France* Not for long"
"Nicknames How do you get bob from ""robert"" ? -no answer How do you get billy from ""william""? -no answer how do you get dick from ""richard""? -ask nicely"
"I'd be far more impressed with He-Man if he went all the way and got his doctorate of the universe."
"On Halloween I'm going to let kids decide between raisins and a toothbrush so they know what we're going through with this election."
"Washing clothes feels so old fashioned. I mean, who separates whites and colours anymore."
"It's so cold out the hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks to blow on your hands."
"The Quran is like weed You burn it and you get stoned"