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Joke of the Day

"If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would u save? Man : Off course, the tiger.. very few are left"

"Why doesn't Bono like Google? He still hasn't found what he's looking for."

"A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals Because they always succeed"

"Either my daughter has pink glitter in her hair or head lice is way more fabulous than I remember."

"I electrified a clickbait journalist's toilet. Number 2 will shock them."

"I told my Dad I was voting for Bernie Sanders... He responded, ""So you want to see America be destroyed?"" I said, ""No, I want to watch it Bern."""

"Kool-Aid Man breaks through wall. ""Oh ya!"" [breaks 2nd wall] ""Oh ya!"" [3rd wall] ""OHHH YEAAHH!"" [breaks 4th wall] *Winks at camera*"

"Today I rented a prostitute... It was whore-ible"

"Why do they call Hannibal Lecter ""The Mail Man""? He always delivers."

"Don't make ebola jokes Some people just won't get it."