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Joke of the Day
"Either my daughter has pink glitter in her hair or head lice is way more fabulous than I remember."
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"What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye? ... A hippiepotamus"
"What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!"
"What do both Hitler and Trump say to people they hate? YOU'RE FIRED!"
"It costs today's parents $235,000 to raise a child. And that's just for the alcohol."
"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth? A mechanic."
"*judge bangs gavel on desk* *judge cooks gavel breakfast in the morning* *judge tell gavel he loves her* *judge marries gavel*"
"What is something a lot of redditors mix up? /r/askreddit and /r/jokes titles"
"I hate jokes that don't make sense... ...and boy are my arms tired!"
"What's the difference between slavery and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 150 years."