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Joke of the Day
"Don't make ebola jokes Some people just won't get it."
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"What is green, and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."
"What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm? biting an apple and finding half a worm"
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"Shit, I just wasted a good corn dog, by eating It with no guys around."
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