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Joke of the Day

"What do you call cheap circumcision? A ripoff."

"Since the Intel processors are named i3, i5 and i7... does that mean Intel can't even?"

"What does trump call the loose skin around a vagina? A woman"

"Maybe zombies just have shampoo in their eyes."

"The smarter the person, the less they tell you about it."

"No thanks, flu shot. I look forward to three days off from work and returning looking like I was on a diet for six weeks."

"My friend attempted to make a cocktail... but she didn't have the Bols."

"I now win almost every argument with my zombie girlfriend I just give her a little piece of my mind!"

"It's getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka."

"How do two lesbians pass their time when on their period? Finger painting."