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Joke of the Day
"What do you call cheap circumcision? A ripoff."
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"Cop: can u describe your attacker Me: super aggressive, with a big nose & powerful arms Cop: u just described a seagull Me: he took my chips"
"""What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?"" I was asked on an internet forum. ""Because you're not allowed to take them on planes,"" I answered."
"what do you call a patronizing criminal walking down stairs a condescending con descending"
"Kinda hard to feel sorry for myself when there's people out there who wax our private areas for a living."
"""Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."" ""Some, I assume, are good people"""
"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger Then it hit me"
"I went to a job interview at EA The interviewer, after reading my CV, said: ""I see that this CV was clearly printed on two pages, but I only have one. Where's the other one?"" ""Page two is 19.99$"""
"Drinking Light Beer is like going down on your sister.. it tastes the same, but just isn't right."
"Just read a really great tweet that was 140,000 characters long called a book."