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Joke of the Day
"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger Then it hit me"
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"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus."
"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."
"If these walls could talk I'd fuckin' move out immediately."
"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck. I'm sorry."
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"I ordered a meal from the International Space Station. My sides are in orbit."
"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now i can't find him."