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Joke of the Day

"Just read a really great tweet that was 140,000 characters long called a book."

"Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo? They only had two vans"

"German math If a train leaves Berlin travelling east at 30kph and another train leaves Munich travelling south at 25kph. How many Jews can be killed in 5years?"

"The next time somebody complains about millennials, maybe remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hardwood floors."

"Who was the most active of the chinese khanes? Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day"

"Rio is full of liars, cheaters, thieves, and drug abusers. And that's just the athletes."

"I met up with my internet friend yesterday. We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls."

"What do you call parents who teach abstinence only? Grandma and grandpa."

"My April Fools day joke blew up in my face. I threatened divorce. My wife agreed."

"meat what is the chepist type of meat? deer balls because there under a buck."