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Joke of the Day
"Drinking Light Beer is like going down on your sister.. it tastes the same, but just isn't right."
Next Joke
"Enjoy dogs while you can. One day they're going to evolve opposable thumbs and open all of our cupboards and shit"
"What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers? A Virgin."
"I Just Opened An Abortion Clinic.. No fetus can defeat us"
"What is 6"" long and not getting sucked this Valentine's day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe"
"""I've been waiting for this my whole life"" I thought as the man pointed the gun at my head and demanded I recite ""Bohemian Rhapsody"""
"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse? She's the one with dirty knees."
"Authorized, Bona Fide, Established... those are some Legit synonyms."
"Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? They only had 2 trucks"
"the olympics are held once every 4 years.. hell even im not held that often!!!!!"