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Joke of the Day

"I went to a job interview at EA The interviewer, after reading my CV, said: ""I see that this CV was clearly printed on two pages, but I only have one. Where's the other one?"" ""Page two is 19.99$"""

"what's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl? the hunter shoots but can't hit..."

"My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls They always went down on the customer."

"Let's remove all the Warning Labels and thin out the herd."

"Am I the only one who calculates how many hours sleep I can get before I go to sleep?!"

"Childish but made me laugh How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, ""What period is this from?"""

"What scratches the window before it explodes? A baby in a microwave"

"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it eh?"

"Sausage fest at my house tonight. Not what you think. Just eating many varieties of sausage. Nice people. Good music. NO GIRLS ALLOWED."

"A good surprise is like an invisible penis... ... you never see it coming."