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Joke of the Day
"I've been married to my wife for 27 years but it feels like 27 minutes. ...under water"
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"My middle finger gets a boner when i think of you"
"Shout out to whoever invented Braille! Maybe nobody remembers your name but you came up with a pretty dope way for blind people to read"
"Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they were veloco*raptured*."
"""Wow the service here is really good"" - snail after waiting 40 mins for a Big Mac"
"What did the Nurse say when she noticed she had a rectal thermometer in her pocket? "" Some arsehole's got my pen."""
"Did you hear about the author who wrote a book during her time of the month? It was a period piece."
"Your mother is like a brick Flat on both sides and laid by mexicans"
"If I ever have two sons, I'll name one Penn and the other Sword, then make them wrestle a lot just to see if it's true."
"Chuck Norris can complete Halo 3 on Legendary. ...using a guitar hero controller."