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Joke of the Day

"What did the Nurse say when she noticed she had a rectal thermometer in her pocket? "" Some arsehole's got my pen."""

"Two aerials get married... .. the Reception was amazing."

"What do you call a Jew with Down Syndrome? A baked potato."

"First people said ""Myspace"" me. Now everyone says ""Facebook"" me. I'm sticking with a classic and still telling people to ""blow"" me."

"here is no straight way to wash a cucumber."

"Is your wife single?"

"My phone died, so I was forced to ""print"" a physical copy of my boarding pass, just like The Wright Brothers used to in the olden days"

"Did you hear the joke about the ageless baby? It never gets old. Did you hear the joke about Michelle Obama's vagina? It's a dark one."

"Man comes to psychologist's office He kicks the door open, enters, leans above the desk, and staring psychologist in the eyes says: ""Now, tell me, bald ugly little man, why I don't have any friends?"""

"[interview] ""what's you're biggest weakness?"" *whispers* ""sorry i couldn-"" I CANT CONTROL MY VOLUME"