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Joke of the Day
"Your mother is like a brick Flat on both sides and laid by mexicans"
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"[eharmony] based on your responses, your perfect match is a trashcan.. [me] aww [eharmony] ..full of raccoons [me] omg I love raccoons"
"I have some news about 2017! Do you want the good news, the bad news or the fake news?"
"Eve: Wrong hole! Adam: Sorry, it's my first time. How do U know it's the wrong hole? No one has done this before, it's just us two you know"
"What game did the Rabbi play with the Baby? PeekaJew"
"What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin? Jello-us"
"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? The Wall was their last big hit. (ripped off a dark jokes thread a while back)"
"My favorite genre on Netflix is ""watch it again"""
"I bet all this shit started because someone told Trump he couldn't be president and Trump said ""hold my beer, watch this"""
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread on the ceiling"