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Joke of the Day
"Your mother is like a brick Flat on both sides and laid by mexicans"
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"Girls are only after me for my money. That is why no girls are after me."
"Would you people tweet something funny so I can steal it already? I need to update my Facebook status."
"Please don't put a coin on my mouth when I die; I plan to wander the shores of the River Styx for 100 years & finally get that bikini body."
"Last night a burglar broke into my house but I quickly popped open a bag of potato chips & hid in all that free space."
"What's blue and not heavy? ...Light blue"
"I love kale... Just as long as the K is silent."
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"What's black, white, and red all over? The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america."
"Chipotle Haiku This chipotle is having a poetry contest for some reason. Here's my haiku: Eating chipotle. They messed up my order... Again I will die alone"