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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris can complete Halo 3 on Legendary. ...using a guitar hero controller."

"For lack of a better word... Buy a thesaurus"

"For a perfectly shaved forearm reach for the last Pringle in the can."

"Fishy tales Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk? Because he was stuck in denial."

"If I had $1 for every time a girl has rejected me... I wouldn't be single anymore"

"What do you call a one-eyed deer? I have no eye deer..."

"Here's a joke! Obamacare.... I can't afford it.... fml"

"What would be Jesus' favorite gun? A Nail Gun."

"Your as worthless as, Tits on a boar hog."

"The joke's on you officer. That breathalyzer won't tell you how much cocaine I've snorted tonight."