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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes peeing feels better than sex. It lasts longer too."
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"Stop making mini snacks, people. Never have I been like, ""wow this is a delicious cupcake. If only it were 1/4 of the size."""
"My father's kids won't get this... ...love."
"Had sex for an hour and 30 seconds today Thankyou daylight savings"
"Me: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ryan Gosling? Him: Me? No, but thank- Me: Ok just making sure."
"What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest."
"What bounces and makes kids cry? My donation cheque to ""Children in Need""."
"Why do ghosts never age? They use Bootox."
"I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm 20 Until I hang out with 20 year olds Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 30"
"What did the Zero say to the Eight? ""Nice belt."""