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Joke of the Day

"I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm 20 Until I hang out with 20 year olds Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 30"

"Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes? There was a sin tax error. [8.5]"

"Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after midnight Me: Sure no problem Doctor: Not white wine Me:"

"What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half."

"How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience? A Kleenex. That will be all."

"How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date? Premature emasculation."

"""There's no 'u' in 'favorite'"" - coach telling his British son that he prefers his American son"

"I was feeling great about myself when I saw my number on the womens bathroom wall 'for a good time'. Then I recognized my hand writing."

"KY jelly For when your cousin just ain't feeling it."

"If Twitter weren't for unconsidered blather, they wouldn't have named it after bird noises."