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Joke of the Day

"Cholo What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him? ""Get off me, homes!"" My brother heard this on Tosh."

"What is the worst way to find out you just came into money? via sticky notes"

"My brother, Max, asked me to come up with a nickname for him. Now we just call him Maxx."

"4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin Sheila is remarkably ugly."

"What does a battery have that a women hasn't? A positive side...."

"Just pulled into the 'Expecting Mothers' parking spot at Walmart because I'm fully expecting to lose my shit on one of my kids in there."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your whole week."

"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me while he was dying. It seemed really important to him that I have it."

"Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock? It's a little meteor."

"""Are you watching porn again??"" No way! This is an episode of 'How It's Made' about people."