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Joke of the Day

"What's another name for floor pie? 3."

"I was speaking to a lad at work called krowski. I asked, ""So are you Polish?"" He said, ""No, my great grandad was."" I said, ""Oh, so you're just a tad pole?"""

"On the bright side, this is gonna be the most environmentally friendly olympics... On the bright side, this is gonna be the most environmentally friendly olympics, even the pools are going green."

"What's the difference between a cup and a mug? being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged"

"If laughing is good for you because you use 15 muscles, think how healthy you'll be if you're breaking a chair on someone's head every day."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He knew he'd be remembered for it."

"When I was born I was so mad at my parents I didn't talk to them for 2 years"

"What`s the definition of a misogynist? A man who hates every bone in the female body... except his own."

"Racist Surfer What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man? Hang ten dude!!"

"The Karma cafe has no menus. You get served what you deserve."