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Joke of the Day
"Awwww, she looks so sweet and peaceful when she's not yelling. -my kids, watching me sleep"
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"Why is gay marriage still a thing? Because people are fucking assholes"
"Whoever called it rush hour should not be allowed to name anything else."
"I remember my marriage like I remember yesterday Wait, what happened yesterday?"
"Everybody is annoying after one hour."
"The creepiest thing you can do is drive next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."
"What's the most popular sport in Mexico? Cross-country."
"What happens when a Chinese man with a boner runs into a wall? He breaks his nose."
"I met the guy who invented window sills... What a ledge!"
"I got you a paracetamol, I said ""I got you a paracetamol"", I said. ""But I don't have a headache"", she replied. ""Good, then let's fuck""."