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Joke of the Day

"What's the most popular sport in Mexico? Cross-country."

"How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb? Why does it matter? Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything."

"What is a Jew's least favorite animal ? A dolphin"

"Did you know that before James Gandolfini suggested the name ""The Sopranos,"" HBO had planned to call it ""The Lasagnas?"""

"Spilled my bottle of sleeping pills, and now they're wide awake."

"Fun Prank 1.) Go to Yoga class 2.) Compliment some people on their mats 3.) Unroll 20x25 oriental rug."

"I'm 36 but have the body an 18-year-old The police are pretty upset about it."

"No thanks, Party Casino; if I wanted to gamble when watching porn, I'd start the video with the volume on full and my door wide open."

"TIL During World War 2 over 200 civilian and resistance soldiers of Albania managed to ambush a convoy of soldiers and destroy their equipment. Reports say the soldiers did nazi them coming"

"What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth."