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Joke of the Day

"I met the guy who invented window sills... What a ledge!"

"What type of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."

"I almost lost my hearing in an accident... It was a near-deaf experience."

"Kids are like tornadoes They're neat to watch but you can't help but be scared when they head for your house"

"I always heat up my Thanksgiving leftovers. I quit cold turkey a long time ago."

"How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!"

"What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !"

"I thought the Undertale genocide run was comic, But than I met sans. ^I'm ^so ^sorry."

"My tombstone will read: If You Don't Know Me By Now, You Will Never Ever Ever Know Me."

"There are two things I don't like about you Your chin."