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Joke of the Day
"Everybody is annoying after one hour."
Next Joke
"Young man, you promised you will bring my daughter back by 11 pm. First, it's 3 am and second, this is not my daughter."
"I decided when I turn 21 I'm only going to smoke cigarettes when I drink Guess I'm going to be an alcoholic"
"The human body is 80% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."
"What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets? Tally Hoes"
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards of boats If they fell forwards they would be on the boat"
"Whyisleatherarmorbestforsneaking? It'sliterallymadeofhide"
"What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !"
"I never ask my kids to call me, I just change the Netflix password and then don't respond to their texts."
"I wonder how many illegitimate socks are out there because of me?"