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Joke of the Day
"I remember my marriage like I remember yesterday Wait, what happened yesterday?"
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"shout out to camera phones not being invented until well after my glo-stick period"
"I found this joke today HAHA APRIL FOOLS BITCHES"
"Why can't Java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse"
"What happened why the grape was squished? It let out a little wine Eh....eh..eh"
"Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx."
"You know the best part about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off wherever."
"I almost forgot to wish a happy St. Patty's day to... ...Barack O'Bama Got this from Neil deGrasse Tyson's Twitter."
"Nsfw Whats the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? The zit waits untill you're 12 to come onto your face."
"Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt."