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Joke of the Day

"[dean tries handing me a diploma as I walk across the stage] I have a boyfriend"

"If your parents, your boss, and three of your friends invite you to a party at a clinic its a trap"

"the homeless woman I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."

"I don't like the Man I become when I answer Dora before my toddler does"

"Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised? Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it's 20% off."

"A friend of mine can bj his own cock He brought out a big black dildo."

"What's red and unhealthy for your teeth? A brick."

"Me: Who could that be? It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock? Me: It depends on how they were raised..."

"I like my pizza like I like my women Absolutely no pubic hair."

"if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she's wasting a great opportunity"