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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down"
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"[marriage counseling] She's always getting mad at me ""There's a shark living in our pool"" IT WAS SHARK WEEK AND HE WAS ON SALE, KAREN"
"Do you know how many planets are in the solar system? 7, after I destroy Uranus."
"Her: have you had the sex talk with our son yet? Me: *looks over at son wearing crocs* I think we can wait a few years"
"How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"Did you know stuffing your bra with toilet paper works pretty well... except when it rains."
"Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in."
"Private browsing is for pussys... ... and tits"
"Why did Snake walk into the bar? Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception."
"What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm? A rooster!"