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Joke of the Day

"WHEN WIFE SINGING When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"Knock Knock... Come in. I don't know if it fits here but it's a great way to stop a knock knock joke."

"The awkward moment when you realize you have a lot in common with the person you hate."

"What's long, brown, and sticky? A stick"

"I can't wait for Alien vs. Predator vs. Liam Neeson."

"I have a fantasy that a big strong man shows up at my door, comes in unannounced & slowly, quietly & methodically renovates my bathroom"

"What's grosser than gross? When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!"

"What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad? A transparent"

"Why are Austalian grocery stores the best? Because of their Koala Tea"

"A teen walks into a girl scout meeting. They're learning how to tie different types of knots. The girl says ""Can I join you?"" They reply ""Can you knot?"""