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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill 200 flies at once? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan."
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"You're American when you go in to the bathroom, and American when you come out, but what are you while you're in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein')"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other COCK!"
"What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !"
"Why did the stoneworker get fired? Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out."
"Yo' mamma is so dumb.... ... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept."
"Is it 5 seconds from when it hits the floor or when I see it? I just noticed a skittle under my desk. I don't remember eating skittles."
"How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Wuh-wuh-wuh-one."
"Masturbation Sometimes I masturbate into my big pussy cat and jerk off into my computer"
"I want to start a Bantu Saliva cover band... And call it ""Click Click Boom"". ^I'll ^^show ^^^myself ^^^^out."