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Joke of the Day
"Why did the stoneworker get fired? Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out."
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"Why did Mr. T reject Socialism? Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: ""All you have to lose is your chains."""
"Jokes on jokes Why did the cabbage whistle? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"Some day I have a victim mentality But it's not my fault"
"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1"
"I don't have a drinking problem, if anything I'm too damn good at it."
"My boss just sent me the heart eyes emoji. Since we're clearly being honest with each other I replied with a monkey with a gun to its head."
"What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money? A Naanprofit!"
"I was born to be wild, but only until around 9:30"
"*Police arrested two kids* ** Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.**"