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Joke of the Day

"Yo' mamma is so dumb.... ... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept."

"What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? Attempted murder"

"Why does the NBA finish in June? She likes it."

"The guy I've been paying to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don't own any animals."

"Warner Brothers' 2015 film schedule."

"Procrastination is just like Masturbation It's fun while you're doing it until you realize all you did was fuck yourself."

"Why do indie kids suck at karate? They never got past the white belt."

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. His left ear, his right ear, and the final front ear."

"A Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him: "" Sudden Lee""."

"An eskimo pulls up to an intersection... with a flat tire. A Welsh guy pulls up next to him and says: ""Hey, I think you've blown a seal!"" To which the eskimo replies: ""So what? You shag sheep."""