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Joke of the Day
"What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !"
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"What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack."
"What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman? ... a surprisingly stable person; according to my Homie O'Statis."
"Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? to *whom*."
"How do you make a clown cry? Kill his entire family."
"What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker? A zebra."
"A lot of people end a question with a period. Usually that question is ""Am I pregnant?"""
"""I am doing well."" - Russian man having sex with a well"
"Who ate a lot and conquered Rome? Atilla the Hungry."
"My friend just landed a boob job the perks are great"