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Joke of the Day

"Something I don't think we're doing nearly enough of as a society is building giant mysterious structures to confuse future archaeologists"

"A girl asked her brother If he could help her move her stuff to her new house and he refused and she asked him why He said he couldn't be her brother and assister too"

"What kind of tumors do tough guys get? Heman-giomas"

"Please ignore this status..... I am standing in public alone and I don't want to seem like a total loner, so I am making it look like I am texting."

"What are a redneck's last two words before dying ? WATCH THIS !"

"What does earth say to the other planets? You have no life"

"The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit."

"Whats the difference between congress and a US mint? One of them makes sense!"

"Helping my daughter study for her geology exam, and apparently 'hard' 'classic' and 'punk' AREN'T the 3 different types of rock. Who knew."

"Bill Joe Armstrong (From Greenday) was walking down the street. A girl walked past him and said ""Wow, you smell amazing."" He replied: ""That's because I wore cologne, I wore cologne."""