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Joke of the Day
"Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes."
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"A lawyer is offered two cases... He can either defend a rapist or defend a burglar. He says: ""I'll defend the rapist, I love when people get fucked."""
"Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already."
"I got fired from my job at the sperm bank. I guess you can't keep saying ""Get a load of this guy"" every time someone walks in."
"*pokes sex life with a stick"
"Me and my wife are married for so long that she can finish all of my sentences And the middle, sometime even the start, too"
"He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. Shut up, is basically what I'm saying."
"A whorehouse got burned down today... Some came out running, and some ran out cummimg."
"Attention people with multiple people in your avi's: Draw an arrow pointing to yourself, OR replace it with a cat. Thanks, The rest of us"
"Never make puns during a Scrabble match. Your opponent may not like your wordplay."