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Joke of the Day

"He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. Shut up, is basically what I'm saying."

"My husband told me I had to choose between him and the cats. I miss him sometimes."

"I got free pancakes on International Pancake Day. International Women's Day is now almost over and I think I like pancake day better."

"Q: When does a bed grow longer? A: At night, because two feet are added to it."

"What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."

"White folk hate math. Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate."

"Two men were walking on the train track One says to another: ""I am exhausted man, let's walk for a bit."" P.S: From a country rich with oil, but not good jokes - Azerbaijan"

"My family is German. I've learned the hard way not to get drunk. The hangovers aren't the problem, but for some reason I keep waking up in Poland, and all my Jewish neighbors keep vanishing..."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? R! Aaaarrrgghhhh! You'd think it'd be R but it's the C, matey!"

"This is my favorite least offensive offensive joke Which football player gets the most wedgies? The tight ends."