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Joke of the Day
"A whorehouse got burned down today... Some came out running, and some ran out cummimg."
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"I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well we had to you know she was dead."
"How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with."
"What to hear something funny? Original Content"
"Dear son, your art is getting you nowhere. Do something with your life. With love, Alois Hitler."
"I only discriminate against people who discriminate. I'm basically the Dexter of discrimination."
"So a staircase said something to me the other day... Actually I lied, it just stared at me."
"You hate it ""No I just didn't think we'd spend our anniversary here"" *pssss* ""What was that?!"" The bouncy castle is deflating"
"What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common? ... Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer."
"If I'm found dead in the bathtub clutching a toaster, check for Pop-Tarts before jumping to conclusions."