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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget with no teeth A gum job."
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"Fat, single and ready for a Pringle."
"[astronaut test] Before you begin, questions? [hand raised] ""Is it true the moon is cheese?"" Are you that damn mouse again? [mouse runs out]"
"What's 2 + Blink 182 46"
"I tried to steal a didgeridoo from a museum... I didgeri-shouldn't-have-done-that. 3 years...."
"The Indian food market My buddy asked me if I wanted to get lunch with him at the new Indian food market and I said namaste (nah... ima stay)"
"Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the ""Turnip for what"" She was the First Lady"
"How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land? You Sioux them."
"What is the only inedible part of a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"CRIMINAL: You can't arrest me if you can't see me. BABY COP: God damn, I wish I understood the concept of object permanence."