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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you a Nirvana album because...nevermind."
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"I gonna rank you so low you gonna hafta take a rocketship to hell they gonna hafta build a fence around you, keep the ants from pissin on you you gonna hafta look up to look down"
"I walk into my dad's office and I'm like ""sup motherfucker"" and he's all ""I'm on a conference call"" and I'm like ""sorry, sup motherfuckers"""
"How does a barnacle like its martinis? On the rocks."
"What do you call an amphibian in hiding? Incognitoad."
"As a doctor, I once had to remove the spine of a pirate He was all for it and said ""It was holding me back"""
"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan."
"What do you call an immature carrot? A baby carrot."
"Knock Knock, Who's there Jesus, Jesus who, You haven't heard the good word of the Lord, I have some wonderful pamphlets to show you to the ways of God"
"Flirting is dangerous business. One wrong move and you're committed."