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Joke of the Day

"Flirting is dangerous business. One wrong move and you're committed."

"If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends."

"One of my ""100 things to do before you die"" would definitely be ""call an ambulance""."

"When I was younger I used to think I was a God. Most parents give their kids food, mine gave me burnt offerings."

"I went to a porn star's funeral yesterday... ...I woke up with mourning wood"

"What do you call an old skeleton's jokes? *Dry humer!*"

"Adding anyone comment need to no my safari"

"Can we still see the Grand Canyon from the air or has the government put a giant tarp over it?"

"Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin. Then we could have the line: ""Get off my LAN."""

"Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?"