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Joke of the Day

"I gonna rank you so low you gonna hafta take a rocketship to hell they gonna hafta build a fence around you, keep the ants from pissin on you you gonna hafta look up to look down"

"The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff"

"How many Jews does it take to kill Jesus? You can't kill a myth."

"My grandfather was a baker in the army... ...he went in all buns glazing."

"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."

"What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block."

"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. This kid working at Baskin Robbins is pretty scared. Now he's crying in the corner."

"What's it called when you look in the mirror and say ""jesus christ I look good""? Using the lords name in vanity"

"i was baptized in a car wash"

"Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection? No Stairway."