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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an immature carrot? A baby carrot."

"Dilemma: Your daughter brings home a guy with an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt on but your garden is already completely full of corpses."

"How to make your ears pop? Try some sparkly earrings."

"What do you call a church leader of the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion (Pastafarianism)? A pasta (pass-tah)!"

"Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce."

"What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror."

"It seems like instead of ""say cheese,"" photographers in the olden days were like, ""everything is meaningless."""

"Everybody thinks ""The Social Network"" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is ""Ghostbusters""."

"If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships."

"I bought a box of animal crackers... I bought a box of animal crackers and the label said, ""Do not eat if seal is broken."" I open the box and sure enough..."