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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an immature carrot? A baby carrot."
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"Some people just have a way with words... ...and other people ... oh ... not have way."
"Did you know two melons of the same sex can't marry? Does that mean they cantaloupe? *Thanks to My Drunk Kitchen!"
"BEST vine with nigga - chocolate milk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JZfR4PwIbs"
"A great way to relieve stress from work & family is to go for a run. Don't stop running til ur in a new town w/ a new life. You're free now."
"What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear? Free Willy"
"What can bring The Beatles back together? Two more bullets."
"What was the name of the time traveler with good timing? Justin Time."
"What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT"
"Two muffins are baking in the oven One muffin looks at the other and says, ""It's getting pretty hot in here"". The other muffin replies, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN""!"