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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lame horse? Elmer"
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"I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dial were too small."
"she's all ""don't sleep in the nude- what if there's a fire and the fire men come and see you naked"" uh you pretty much described my fantasy"
"I got my head cut off [removed]"
"Man gets his wife roses for Valentine's Day Wife says ""I guess I have to open my legs now"". Man says ""Why? Don't we have a vase""?"
"Women, when you say: ""We should move into a better house."" A man hears: ""My plan is to force you to work till the day you die."""
"Racist Surfer What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man? Hang ten dude!!"
"The biggest profit I made from going to was college was Selling my t9 calculator"
"Hell hath no fury like a woman mad for no particular reason."
"A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher? Bla...bla..see you next period."