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Joke of the Day
"I like my men how I like my coffee, Inside of me."
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"What is a missionary's favorite car a convertible"
"I've always wanted to get in an accident with someone who has the same exact car as me. MY NECK HURTS! WHO GIVES A FUCK THIS IS COOL!"
"Two pretzels were walking down the street... One was assaulted"
"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? Getting your palms red at the same time."
"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky... Otherwise they would've called it a teethbrush!"
"If spiders ever figure out how to become ghosts, we're screwed."
"Old Spice Joke Look at the comments."
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off teh cliff? tequila"
"What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack? Well you call him porkchop"