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Joke of the Day
"The biggest profit I made from going to was college was Selling my t9 calculator"
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"How many ""sup dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit fam."
"After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them."
"[restaurant] ME: Do you have updog? WAITER: [sighs] No sir M: Ok, is this gluten free? W: No you have to pay for it M: Damn you're good"
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ."
"Someone told me Trump is in bed with Russia. And that someone is Putin it in."
"Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation... Is a very touchy subject. I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?"
"What do you call a female redneck who is faster than her brothers? A virgin"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One but the lightbulb has to want to change."
"An elephant steps on an ant hill and one ant climbs up to the elephant's neck; the rest of the colony screams: STRANGLE HIM ROLUNT!!!"