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Joke of the Day
"The biggest profit I made from going to was college was Selling my t9 calculator"
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"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" -To ""To who?"" -To *whom*"
"Whats the difference between a pussy and a freezer? The Freezer dosen't fart when you take the meat out."
"I wish snacks could talk so they could verify my whereabouts from 1 am to 3 am this morning."
"what did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip."
"There are 2 types of people in the world, those who will admit they've masturbated to their own image in the mirror... ... and ugly people."
"Broke Up with my girlfriend today It's now shattered, so we'll watch something else tonight"
"What's the best rock to sleep on? bed rock"
"Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant? She was told to do an essay in school."
"What is your favorite ""There are two kinds of people..."" joke? My favorite is ""There are two kinds of people...those who cheat at 7-up, and god damned liars."""