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Joke of the Day

"A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher? Bla...bla..see you next period."

"Where do bees go to the bathroom at? at the [BP Station](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Bp_station_zanesville_ohio.jpg) *Sorry, I know...its a Dad joke.*"

"A guy doesn't go into a bar... Unaware, the bartender continues serving drinks to other people."

"Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing? Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"

"There are two rules for success: 1) Don't tell all you know."

"My favorite genre of rap is bragging about all the murders you committed then complaining the cops pull you over for no reason."

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby EDIT: Holy shit my first front page! Also RIP inbox"

"Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him? Polly want a Cracker."

"Detective: how were u able to do it? Serial Killer: thanks to the flexibility of Uber. I was able to work my own hours and still murder"

"If you're still undecided on a certain tattoo, try it out first on your baby."