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Joke of the Day
"I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dial were too small."
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"How did Captain Hook die ? He wiped his ass with the wrong hand."
"What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"
"Today I got told I am condescending....... That means I talk down to people"
"Do you know something? Holding your dick with two hands and still a little sticking out the top now THAT is something."
"A priest and a rabbi... A priest and a rabbi see a young boy. Priest: ""Let's fuck him."" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""
"What makes cheerleaders nervous? Being late"
"Why are Eskimos always alone? Because they like being ice-olated"
"A cow walks into a bar n."
"""LOYO!"" -Yoda"