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Joke of the Day

"Women, when you say: ""We should move into a better house."" A man hears: ""My plan is to force you to work till the day you die."""

"What's Trump's favorite Pink Floyd album? The Wall. Huehuehue"

"Thoughts Some think the economy is slowly recovering. Others think it's on the verge of collapse. I think about boobs mostly."

"For a good party trick, drill a hole in the top of your medicine cabinet and fill it with marbles before you invite people over."

"My girlfriend says I treat her like an object.. I don't know why it keeps saying that."

"Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting."

"COP: Your home was robbed ME: Dang I had a self-designed alarm system C: Didn't work M: Back to the drawing board C: They stole that M: Dang"

"When life gives you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."

"When I was a kid, I thought Reader's Digest recommended the best books to eat"

"MOM : Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? SON : My name is Paul."