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Joke of the Day

"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at him/her!"

"Motherhood is like being a fireman putting out fires but everyone is shouting out how you're doing it wrong and criticizing your sweatpants."

"Perplexed student Told him he looked about as confused as a blind lesbian in a tuna cannery."

"What do my tastes in food and pornography have in common? I prefer the kind with fruits and vegetables."

"It's cute the way they make the Oreos bag resealable like I'm not going to eat them all."

"My IQ test results just came in and I'm really relieved. Thank God it's negative."

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair"

"Do you know what an Australian kiss is? It's a French kiss, ......down under!"

"Studies have shown that smokers are 97% more likely than non-smokers... to walk out on their families."

"Do you want to hear a racist joke? Donald Trump"