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Joke of the Day
"Where do pens and pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania"
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"Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades? Honor roll."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ? Brent out of shape !"
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because during sex they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all!"
"Someone asked a ship captain if the rumor that he can't swim is true. ""Yes,"" he replied. ""Can pilots fly?"""
"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic!"
"I forgot, what is the name they call themselves, the group that wants to form a new country in what is now Syria and Irak? They are the Nemesis of the USA."
"Why was the baby elf sad? Because he was Legolas"
"I hate the phrase ""let me clarify"" because it means someone is about to talk some more."