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Joke of the Day

"Medical humour Q. What do you call a white blood cell with one leg? A. A limp-phocyte. (You're welcome)"

"When the female lead of Pirates of the Caribbean visits Japan... Do you think she has a Kirin nightly?"

"My neighbor with the Confederate flag is harmless after all. He just drove off in the cutest little ghost costume."

"So a quadriplegic amputee went... Absolutely nowhere."

"What did they name a mountain nobody gives a shit about? Moot Point"

"In 20 years, I bet there's going to be a college course called eye contact."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail to hang. (P.S I am Christian )"

"if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""in jesus name amen"""

"What do you call a therapist? a TALKtor"

"I used to be very indecisive But now I'm not so sure if I am anymore."