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"Dad: I'm so hungry. Me: Hi, so hungry I'm son! *Dad turns head very slowly* [camera cuts to Dad patting down pile of dirt with shovel]"
"So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links."
"When I heard about Ferguson.. ...I assumed it related to Sir Alex Ferguson"
"You can lead a horse to water and if he walks on it congratulations you found horse jesus."
"PMS jokes aren't funny... Period."
"What do you call a West African cricketer? He Bowler"
"What did the sign on the whorehouse say? Beat it, we're closed."
"Inspired by a recent ELI5: ""Why is milk measured in gallons and soda in litres"", I present this oldie... Q: What comes in quarts? . . A: Elephants"
"A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said ""It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."""