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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people wear flares? because their knee grows"
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"I'm sexually attracted to metal boxes with locking systems. But don't worry. It's safe sex."
"How does grandma's chairlift work? It has to do with nanatechnology."
"i mute every grouptext cuz friendship is cool but also generally annoying"
"I've entered a competition on the Armitage Shanks website It's basically a win Loos situation."
"What did one horny whale say to the other? Wanna humpback at my place?"
"What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slow swimmer"
"Two muffins are baking in the oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""man its getting hot in here"" and the other muffin turns back to him and yells "" ahhh!!! a talking muffin!!"""
"Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right? Eve: Uh yeah, totally"
"So many weirdos, so little internet."