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Joke of the Day
"Jesus walks into a bar No he didn't, because he isn't real."
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"My friend just joined a Reggae band, he plays the triangle. He says it's pretty easy, all he has to do is... Sit at the back and ting."
"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Snickers Bar? One wants you to put their chocolatey nutty goodness in your mouth, and the other is a child rapist."
"So i recently came over my ex... Hit her right in the eye! Sorry."
"Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit's dick."
"I was in the world trade center and always wondered why planes get bigger and bigger as they get closer and closer. And than it hit me."
"Why do Australians take forever to play chess? Because they never make it past the first check, mate."
"The keurig machine at work acts like its going to give me coffee, but it turns off at the last minute. I feel like I'm getting brew balls."
"My grandpa told me my generation relied too much on technology I told him ""no, your generation relies too much on technology"" Then I unplugged his life support"
"Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy."